Friday Fill-In invades June. I'm not ready yet.

My alarm went off at 5am because it's evil and the schedule for the day didn't involve me. Thank goodness I have an energy drink in my fridge because I don't think I can survive without it. It's only Friday but I'm dying for Monday already (yup, I'm cray cray).


1.) It's now June...what plans do you have for the summer?
We do in the shape of a couple weddings, a short Wookie & Co. vacation, a couple races, time with the pooch, and scouting out (potential/hopefully) new digs with the ending of our lease. We've come to acquire this canine we're emotionally attached to while living in a condo building. Bathroom breaks are bitches and involve leashes and stairs. Um...yea...we're looking for a house next that's not living next to Mrs. Duggar aka the 'burbs.


2.) What is your favorite summer memory as a kid?
Honestly...wiffle ball with my siblings, where the bases are paper plates, the balls have to be retrieved from over the fence after a homer, and my Mama Ging exhausts herself calling us for the billionth time to come in for dinner. It was like The Sandlot, but there wasn't Wendy Peffercorn, Hercules, or Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez.


3.) If wild animals could be made pets w/o fear of them ever being dangerous, what kind of exotic animal would you want as a pet?
Giraffe. Because I look like one.


4.) Is there anything about deployments that you do like?
[Let's pretend we've gone through one]...I'm looking forward to flannel-sheet sleeping, lower-grocery bill shopping, Netflixing the lady movies, and peeing with the door open. Ahh...the life.


5.) How do you think your branch is the best of the military? Who has the best overall uniform in the military? What's your best/worst run-in with an "Officer Knife?" [come on, that's funny!] Underwear Parties, how old is too old? If money were no object, where would be your perfect vacation? Which celebrity would you not date even if you were paid $10,000? Which is better: Shaun of the Dead or Zombieland?