Uhh...are you in the right place?

I'm just out for a leisurely pooping stroll with Miss Sweet Pea when there was something out of the ordinary. In our neighborhood, homes can have private docks, and those private docks house yachts that cost more than my parents' house, my Brother's house, and our current condo combined. People have some money, yo. Or they have mad trust funds.

But a paddle boat? I don't think they're in Kansas anymore...