Friday, August 17
So, Mrs. Wookie, how was Middle Sister's wedding last summer?
So you know Wookie & Co. have a strict protocol when it comes to weddings.
a.) It's better if we don't have to crash it, so invite us. But only invite us if we don't have to sit at Table 9 with the family rejects. We do best in our habitat (other alcohol-related people), and enjoy the availability of good food (please no Cheez-Whiz and crackers).
b.) We. like. the. beverages. How else will we get up there and dance? Plus, how else will we find the "need" to find the ladies' room juuuuust about the same time as the bouquet toss.
c.) DO NOT FATHER/DAUGHTER DANCE TO "Butterfly Kisses." I will murder a baby.
d.) DO NOT HAVE THE READING OF "2 Corinthians..." I will murder an elderly person.
Yes, there are more, but these are the important ones. So Accidentally Olympian, take note!