Monday, April 4

this vacancy has been filled

Happiest birthday to my sister-in-law, Amber!  May Brother rub your feet, make you dinner, and not crop-dust midst your vicinity.  Yes, it's a high order.  And yes, I do have leftover wine corks to aid in that last request.  And no, I don't have any petroleum jelly to assist with that last request.

If the news is on Facebook, it has to be true.

Her birthday is being spent grooming the future genetics of our family.  REDHEADS, REDHEADS, REDHEADS!  We found out this news in Palm Springs, I just didn't know when to spry it onto my loving readers.'s a good time!  And the greatest news of it all: They WILL gender it via ultrasound.  Yes!  So we'll know around the 18-20 week mark whether this kid'll learn to pee standing up on the back fence...or pee behind her car on a Friday night because she drank too much Slurpee and wasn't near her home.  True story by yours truly.

Estimated time of arrival: November 2011.


  1. Congrats to your SIL, and to your whole family - there can never been enough future red-headed-vodka-swilling-Oregon-loving folks in the world :)

    Yes, the boat sucks. Sorry Mr. W is stuck there for a while. I'm super jealous that Sweet Pea will sleep late... Tally is already in her kennel for the night so we don't have a repeat of last night's disaster...

  2. Congratulations to your family! And I think one hasn't lived until they have left their golden mark in a place other than a toilet.

  3. Congratulations on your soon to be aunt status! :)