Wake up. Bound of bed, racing for coffee. It's 6:20am, and people may have been posting jobs for a few seconds. Who wants to hire me? Who wants to hire me?? So I get all jazzy hands because I think I'm awesome. And deserve work. (No, totally not big-headed here.)
Half hour later, coffee is gone, and job hunting is taking a hiatus. Well...maybe I'll shower now. Sure. Shower, shower. Oh hey, might as well shave my legs. It's been a couple years. Shave, shave. Get out of shower and at least get dressed. Sometimes I rock the turbin for an hour. Don't judge.
Ooooo, what's this, I miss an email! Ooo, someone wants letter of recommendations?? Yes.
Work, CoverGirl....work...
But then slowly...the jobs just aren't there for the day. This breeds high levels of boredom. I could do the dishes. But they're done. I could do the laundry. But there's not even half a load. I could plan out dinner for a month. But I eat based on cravings, not deduced worm hole theories.
So welcome to today. I'm bored. And it's barely passed 9:00am.
Good God I remember this.
ReplyDeleteI took a lot of walks, read a TON of books, and watched a shit ton of tv.
For 6 months.
(shudder)
Sending positive HIRE ME vibes through the internet.
Boo! That stinks! I hope you get an offer soon!
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