Make sure you know who you're texting when you send,
"I demand a full body photo, lump included. It's almost time to not have one anymore. Pls. I'll show you my lump. My post-pancakes lump."
I meant it for this lady. Instead, I texted her husband.
[facepalm]
Now I'll be charged with wanting to be Sister Wife #2 with that statement.
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Awesome. I'm sure it's not the first time he's received a mis-directed text from you. Am I wrong?
ReplyDeleteDon't lie. You totally want to be my sister wife. And seriously, it's still making me crack up.
ReplyDeleteI took me a couple reads to figure out you were referring to her baby bump and your pancake-induced pseudo-baby bump. I can only imagine at first glance what kind of lumps he thought you were referring to, both on your body and his! :)
ReplyDeleteYes, my bad. I mean, I love Mark. But not that much.
ReplyDeleteWe're still baffled at my level of retardedness.