Sunday, January 31

Clean Up On Aisle 3. Frozen Testicle Spill.

First I thought Nashville during Christmas of 2008 was balls cold. It was 26 degrees. Then I hit 23 degrees with Mommy McD this New Years Eve weekend. And my ovaries protested.

But before you ask, "Can it get any colder?" It can. And I'll be inside with my jammers on, book in hand, and probably hot chocolate on my nightstand. Because I like my internal organs not freezing, picketing, protesting, or hitching a ride to Florida. That's why.

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