An Internal Memo

To: Mrs Wookie
From: Your Liver
Date: July 26, 2009

Re: Wookie's Birthday


Miss Ashley,

We'd like to inform you of our recent protest to the high volumn of beverages that were consumed on the festive Saturday evening. While we enjoyed the bartender at Trilogy and his loving of our Oregonian-ness, and how he can make a gorgeous martini, however care should have been taken when traversing to Havana.

I'm glad to hear there's a ban implaced by the group's consensus that'll reject the idea of shots for future events. Shots are something for the 18-22 age demographic. [This statement does not take into consideration any tailgating events, as those are times for reverting back to the college lifestyle.] The idea of a group of mid-20 yuppies, living in a posh Downtown setting, ordering Red-Headed Sluts isn't the right market.

But we are on board with maintaining a high-class image of martinis, vodka tonics with lemon, and exceptional beer. In fact, we love those. Shots, just not our favorite.

We hope you learned your lesson Sunday morning as we regretted to put you through the slight headache and nauseousness from your overjealous celebrating.

And we're incredibly impressed that you even plugged your phone in to charge before crawling in bed for the night. Wouldn't have thought that one out.

Next time, less shots. That's all we ask.

And tell the Wookie happy birthday for us also. Glad you were around this year.


Thanks, Ashley, hope to be of service to you soon.


Sincerely,


Mr. Liver

ps. We're okay with going back to work, but we understand if you'd like to limit yourself from now on since you'll be incorporating running and yoga back into your schedule.

pps. And if we'll only be used during the weekends, how about a request. What about more red wine? I love those tannins, and the antioxidants are great. I think a glass every other night would do the Ashley good. Just my thoughts.