Monday, July 20

Literally, A Blind Follower

How do I put this lightly? I'm a retard. Or a re-tard. Or a ret-ard. Get it?

For those who don't know, or never got the TPS cover report, I'm a pretty lazy person. So in my spare time of finding blogs, with links to other blogs, with more links to blogs, whenever I'd find one that entertained me (under the strict guidelines that you have to be very witty/clever/funny/win me over via linguistic abilities), I'd just bookmark it.

Come time at the end of the day, I'd start re-hitting the blogs to check the action.

Well today my mind was blown. Completely shellshocked. 50-cal recoil. *splatter*

With over a year of blogging under my belt, until this evening, I was only technically "following" a handful of bloggers. Why? Because I didn't know how to add a blog when it didn't have the ticker up top to make "following" oh-so-easy. Thank you, Mommy McD, for hitting the Staples EASY button.

Apparently, and due to her CIA Operative connections in Emergency Rooms, I've been missing out on one tiny, tiny fact. You know that "add" button at the bottom of the Dashboard. It's called "adding" blogs to follow for when they don't have that nifty ticker up top.

Oh. My. Gawd. Where have you been all my life? Okay, just my blogging life.

And what rock have I been hiding under?

I'm now amazed at the ease at blog stalking now. It's all right there. At my spindly little finger tips. Just waiting for me to sign on, then it'll jazz hands and show me the fun that's been created since I've been away sleeping/eating/Mad Men-watching. Shnifty nifty.

I'm still amazed. At a.) technology. And b.) my stupidity.

But now that I know, man, out. There'll be a redhead following you!


  1. You follow anonymously because you're silly - so they'll just see creepy anonymous stalker lady. They won't know its a redhead. :)

  2. Yea, I went through and un-anonymized myself. So people will unfortunately know there's a ging stalker. Muhahaha.