Maybe Medicine Isn't His Calling

I may have jumped the gun in expressing how the Sheriff should study Medicine.

Apparently Surgeon Sheriff missed his target, slicing his finger instead. Way to go.

Sheriff, are we going to have to get your those dull kind of knives they give children to carve pumpkins? What other toys do we have to take away also? And please don't try to saber off the top of a champagne bottle. I fear that will end tragically. Thanks.