Yesterday, the Sheriff said they went to do a walk-a-thon to hopefully spur labor/progress/any sort of change possible. Maybe she'll take up WWE wrestling to coax labor to begin. Or maybe she'll start bribing him/her with an allowance at 5, and the ability to date at 10. You never know.
I just want to know: When's the Castor Oil?
I've heard it works. I've heard it tastes like ass. What's a better way to know than have someone else try it? It's called "delegation." Try it.
So in honor of today being her due date, but let's be honest: only 5% of offspring arrive with Jazz Hands on their due date. This blogger was early. Considering if I wasn't, I think my eye size would have necessitated alone a C-section. They were ginormo!
BACK ON TOPIC!
In honor of her due date...a questionnaire. All questions PG. Definitely a family program here. But still, some answers were killer. Now if only the offspring can be sure to have a sense of humor. This family won't allow it. Yes, I speak on behalf of the group.
The Facts:
Name according to the blog? 2.0 (This stands for Mama Ging being the first Mrs. of the family, and Amber is Mrs. 2.0).Years attached to the family? 2.5Current procreative status? bun in the oven burning. (hahahaha!)Planned or unplanned? I planned He got screwed. (Okay, maybe PG-13 for this answer).Any progress? contractions on feb 1Due Date? feb 10 (Happy Due Date Day!)
The Questions:
Average hours of sleep at night? 8Number of trips to the restroom per night?12 plus 2-3 snacksYour Braxton-Hicks contractions started when? a month agoIs the nursery complete? yes except for the crib bedding. mrs fields 1.0 is making the bedding. (Obviously side-lined at the moment.)Are you "over" being pregnant? How would you like to hold a crap in for 9 months. stupid question. (Just asking. Some people love being pregnant. Maybe they just never had boobs before.)When did this revelation occur? 2 months in.How many pregnancy tests do you take to confirm the news? 3
What’s your favorite food craving? whats not. Ryans is Applebees. Im so tired of that place. (Brother would be one for pregnancy cravings also).What food do you miss since becoming pregnant? the kind that does not give me heartburn.When’s the last time you saw your toes while standing up? 3 mosThoughts: Boy or Girl? It better hope it's a boy. I'm too strict for a girl.Was there ever a thought that it could have been twins? nightmare maybee.Do you think the niec-phew will beat Aunt Ashley’s birth weight of 8lbs, 6.5 ounces? It feels like that is the size of just it's head.What’s your craziest nesting moment? Ryan is nesting not me.When would be the least convenient time to go into labor? Valentines DayWhat about the most convenient time? Feb 1 would of been. I had money counting on thatWhat’s the best hand-me-down you’ve received? A 'pack and play' and a cribWhen did your "innie" belly button become an "outtie?"It's still flush.What’s your favorite piece of clothing to wear during your third trimester? More like what fits.How long did it take to decide on a homebirth? hospital $9,000, Homebirth $3,000 about 2 secounds.How many baby showers were thrown for you? going to be 1How much Beaver Gear have you accumulated for the new sprout? 6 outfits and one pair of socks. Not enough. (Good answer!)Did your feet change in size? Just think marshmellows.
And, yes, I realize blogging requires a dedicated amount of time. Therefore Facebook will be the main source of e-info on the Niec-phew. But that doesn't mean I can't re-post any pictures on my blog. Copyright, shmopyright.
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