So What Do Vegans Eat For Breakfast?

Just a note I pondered, while relaxing on the couch, getting ready to hit up the running store for new sports bras (there's this wonderful thing called under-boob chafing, and it's so great - I kid, but more on that later).

Man, I could use a killer omele... Nope. Omg, it's French Toast Sund... Nope. I'm dying for a bowl of Cheerios and cold cow's mil... Nope.

Thank goodness I eat animals. Because otherwise I'd starve. And speaking of starving, I may be roommate-less next weekend. But I'll save the surprise for then. You'll love it.