That's what she said.

Me: "Hey, try this wine.  It's awful."
Mr. Wookie: "No thanks, I have sausage in my mouth."
Me: "What?"
Mr. Wookie: "I have sausage in my mouth."
Me: "Once more..."


To me, my humor never gets old.  And there's nothing like a good "That's what she said" on a Sunday afternoon.


And I hope all y'all called/wrote/carrier pigeon'd messages to your mommas today.  Because they didn't need to have you.  They were totally selfish in wanting children.  And it's a good thing we like them in return.