Is this really happening?

Am I really getting over Perez Hilton?

(wook, stop dancing around the apartment in a victorious manner.)

I don't know what it is, but I was stalking like usual when I found myself being very over the concept of his posts.

Sad, I know.

Gosh. Well. I guess I'm okay with that.

I mean, I realize I have other things to focus on so I shouldn't be spending hours stalking PH.

Maybe being away from technology on the cruise has really gotten to me.